Guess that makes YOU landlocked. You walk off your back porch into the
mud flats of Tampa Bay.

otn (outnumbered) otnmbrd, my license plate .... at the time: 1 wife,
two daughters, 3 female cats, 4 female dogs, and a mare

Simple Simon wrote:

If you don't fall into the sea when you step off your back
porch you're landlocked.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

I'm not landlocked.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Subscribers to this group give themselves flattering and
clever names. However, these names are often diametrically
opposed to actual fact.

As a public service I shall assign some more realistic names.


Ole Thom = Ole Fart
Bobsprit = Bobs the Knob
Navigator = Lost and Landlocked
Mooron = Lovelorn Loser
Lady Pilot = Lady of the Evening
Schoonertrash = Motorvessel Trash
Rick = Dickhead
Shen44 = ProInHisOwnMind
Jeff Morris = PDQ Cruiser
otnmbrd = COLREG Challenged
Donal = Damned Foreigner
Jonathan Ganz = Bay Boy
Binary Bill = Bobsprit Beater
Joe Butcher = Rust Bucket
Oz = Roo Rotorooter
Seahag = Dockhag
Katysails = Katyrarelysails
Flying Tadpole = Poet Primo
The Carrolls = The Stupidos
James = Michael Jackson's Boy
Loco = Train Retard.
Lady Sailor = Miss Chubs
Mike Fulmor = Fullmoron
Bart Senior = Bart Simpson
Nora = Olive Oyle
Gilligan = The Professor
Bertie the Bunyip = Who?
Doug King = Trawler Trash
Scott Vernon = Bobsprit Buttkicker
Babs Johnson = SailorBabe
JN = Justa******