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			Get off of Haggie and Katy's case . . .they stuck it out no matter what and 
deserve some credit.     Who knows maybe Pilot will wing her wings as well. 
All the others cut and run.  Now it's nice to have a voice from the opposite 
side of the gender coin don't you know?  Especially one's who make sense. 
BUT  the true mark of a man (or woman)  is the company they don't keep. 
Sometimes you are just better off being alone AND if you have learned to 
like yourself it's not so hard.  I like the competent, trustworthy kind.  I 
don't like the kind that scream and go into a panic or head for the nearest 
yacht club bar!   So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . .  They are true 
deck apes and not deck fluff! 
 
Believe me I've run into the kind you don't want around here.  Sit back, 
relax and read the following, you will see what I mean . . . . 
 
So one day at a sailing club meeting a "lady" asked me in a sultry sort of 
come hither tone: "I HEARD (pause)  you sail alone?  What does a single 
hander do for entertainment on those looooonnnngggg lonelyyyy ocean 
passages? 
 
Sez I, "I sail alone but I'm not a single hander." 
 
Sez she,  "I'm confused*?" 
 
Sez I, "Obviously . ..I'm a male and only woman can be singlehanders." 
 
Sez she, "Now I'm REALLY (pause)  confused. Explain?**" 
 
Sez I, "Cause even though we start out sail alone we soon have a full crew." 
 
Sez she: Actually said nothing just a blank stare. 
 
Sez I, Cause we're too busy producing seamen(sp?).  Does that answer your 
question? 
 
Sez she, "*** Well . . .Duh uuuuuh?" 
 
*Blonde from Orange County, California. They are all blondes even if they 
aren't and the rest is 'like'seriously plastic. 
**They end all sentences with a question mark or a duuuhhh out there. 
*** one hand on hip and sort of exasperated gasp sound. Comes from hanging 
around malls too much. 
 
No lie, it really happened! 
 
See what I mean? Guaranteed Katy and Haggie would never ask that question! 
 
I rest my case. 
 
 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
				
			
			
			
		 
	
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