Who cares about the British Navy?

I want to see Mel Gibson make a movie about the oldest commisioned ship in
the US fleet - the USS Constitution!

I want to see British cannonballs bouncing off her sides as she defeats two
equal British ships by sailing backwards!

I want to see the British (and others) tuck tail and run when they see Old
Glory!

I want to see American medium bombers flying off of aircraft carriers (minus
that whining Van Johnson), atomic bombs dropped from B-29's, farmers from
Westchester running off the Black Watch, George Patton and Lewis Puller!!

The only movie that ever portrayed Americans for what they really are is
Kubrick's "Dr. Strangelove" - not one wimpy or wishy washy Yank in the
entire film!

Gilligan