Hold course and speed.... deploy the crew forward with water balloon
launcher and 20 foot bullwhip. Alter course as required to maintain firing
distance. Determine gender of oncoming kite surfer and if female.....
offer 20 bucks to the gunnery crew if they can knock her bikini off.


Come on Donal..... I outweigh the bugger by 10500 lbs.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
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| How do the coll regs apply to kite surfers?
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| Are they sailing vessels?
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| Imagine that you are sailing North in a westerly breeze, when you see a
kite
| surfer dead on the bow. It is still a good distance off, but it is doing
| about 25 kts. - and it is on a collission course.
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| What would you do?
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| Regards
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| Donal
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