We had the Anthrax attacks.

Most likely done by a deranged American lab worker.
Not attributed to terrorists.

Wow! Never occured to you that they couldn't find this person because "they"
weren't from around here.
In the last year the entire anthrax probe has been handled by anti-terrorism
committee. But they just think it's some lab worker, right???

Bwahahaahhaha! Busted again, folks!

RB