"Simple Simon" wrote:

The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message
...

Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

Oh come on Neal! You've been striving for my normal blood pressure all
along...

BTW, isn't your appointment on Nov 7th? I'll be here on the evening of
Nov. 6 to raise your blood pressure...

LP (your friend) Bwaaaheahahahahaa!