And it is fitting as I fill the
few, otherwise empty, hours you have for yourself. Where do you spend it?
Reading everyone of my words, clinging to my every opinion and insight.
So if you are not toiling to serve me you are spending your limited non
working time listening to my valuable and entertaining advice.

Oh, and where do I spend all my free time, you may ask? Why, slumped over a
keyboard in my dimly lit flat eating cheetos and sweating.