Get one of those fine pics of yourself from your website, take it to
Kinko's, they can make one of those life size cardboard cutouts, put it on
the boat, will make an excellent "scarecrow" to chase those nasty seagulls
away. If that doesn't work, you can keep the cardboard cutout and set up a
little stand at the marina for the tourists, get your picture taken with a
real sailor, only $20. Use Polaroid's, think of all the $$$$ you'll make,
you'll be rich AND famous in no time.
John Cairns
"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Whenever I go out with the Alien girls we are followed by flocks and
flocks
of gulls. I don't know why.
Another odd thing occurs too. When we sail close to North Shore of Long
Island near the farms and estates we can can donkeys braying violently in
the distance.
The Alien girls and I wonder why. But hey, they're real sailors!

Fresh breezes,

RB