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Horvath
 
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:24:55 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 28 Oct 2003 01:08:49 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 20

Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first
one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that
she bought me another.
Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been
about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near
future.


****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?


Jeez Holly, I didn't know you were a burglar in Oz.
Oh and lets see what else was taken??
Hmm a whole heap of my wifes jewelry including a beautiful ruby and
diamond encrusted brooch that belonged to her grandmother, a small
coin collection consisting of Kruger Rands and Gold Sovereigns,
earrings for pierced ears...funny thing is he sorted thru and took
only one of each so it was obviously a bloke with one ear pierced and
no girlfriend. The usual video recorder and a few CDs, and a few
thousand in cash, Oz and US Dollars.
We could only claim $500 as that was the cash limit on the household
insurance

I could probably find the police report and you could check to see if
I added anything to your haul.....Come to think of it there are a two
police reports because a couple of months later we realised that
another ring was missing, one we'd overlooked.

Oh and don't bother coming back, the house now has a monitored alarm
system and a floor safe for valuables.


Can your fantasies get more ridiculous? Were those "Freddie Kruger"
Rands? Dumbass.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.