I got you to dance.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Here is a list if morons who actually get worked up and ****ed off via
this
group, yet come back to get slapped again and again!

Binary Bill-Clearly ****ed at the world, perhaps because he's owns such a
little boat. Current status: Being dragged around daily by me after taking
a
serious spanking in the C&C group.

Doug: Like Steve, Doug is a real provider of good sailing discussion. On
the
other hand he's forever foul over his lot in life. The man has a trawler.
It's
pretty hard to imagine that it was his idea. I can just hear his wife
laying
down the law. A Hunter 19 and then a trawler. Isn't that how Hell is
described?

Loco-has never (by his own admission) gotten over the ass woopin' he took
from
me when he first wandered in here. Another openly frustrated fool who gets
spanked on a regular basis. Owns a good boat, but clearly wants better.
Currently fuming over the fact that I'm getting a boat he wishes he could
have...the C&C 34CXL.

Scotty-Has been quiet as of late, but this is one of the few ****-ants who
actually threatened physical violence on me! Can you imagine? The depths
of his
idiocy were brought to 3 dimensional fruition by the boat he chose....A
Siedlemann 30!

Donal-Though he tries to follow the character leads by Mooron and Ozzy,
Donal
is unable to hide his anger all of the time. He can be baited again and
again
with anything about his boat, which he's clearly tired of. Having heard
that I
will soon own a better boat he recently claimed this his was "free!" Well,
that's some kind of excuse anyway. Prior to that

Old Thom-Thom is an odd bird and clearly has some bad days where he rages
against his fading light and the childish manipulations I execute here so
easily. He sees it as a metaphor for his own weakening powers. On better
days,
Thom is a likeable fellow.

Steve-MIA as of late. Also got himself dunked in the C&C group. Having the
same
sailing dinosaur as Donal makes him equally frustrated at times. The best
thing
about Steve is that no matter how mad he got, he'd still provide good
sailing
info. I miss him! Come back Shane!

Horvath: Well what do you expect? The man claims to have women in his life
and
actually chose a well known poor boat in the Hunter. He has good reason to
be
angry. Useless to the group, I'm afraid.

Skitchy: Dispite his claims to own a IP 31, we've never seen it. Some time
ago
he asked me for help finding his friend a project boat, which I'm now sure
was
actually for him. Clearly this is a frustrated individual and boatless.
Another
dingleberry who does little here...and knows it.

The Carrolls: Are they angry...or just incredibly dull? It hardly matters.
They
are a non-entity here.

The Winner???
Billy Jane!!! No one, and I mean no one is as openly angry and frustrated
as
Binary Bill. I recently goaded the poor toad into claiming he was well off
and
practically the inventor of the zipper! He's my all-time favorite after
the
late/great Dr. Armpit and Ed Gordon. Honorable mention: Loco.

Capt RB