The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| Bargain!!...What tune?
| Theme from "Journey to the centre of the earth"?

Ya know Ozzy... that's just about the same thing I asked. The vendor told me
his sister would take me round back of the bar and show me how they worked
for $10. Heh.. a test drive sounded okay..... she popped one of them on her
lips and went down on me like a chicken on a June bug! Rolled that sucker on
smooth as silk in one swoop. Had me singin' alright!

CM