"Joe" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush
back
| home.
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| Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
| A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
| The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
| The place where we sail while you just shiver?
|
| That place?

If you call tumble weeds trees and consider chickens are safe because you're
the one screwing them, get your bacon in a can and the only people shiverin'
are the crack addicts and alcoholics that can't get a fix or a drink, where
family love takes on a whole new meaning and grouse hunting involves sniping
Mexicans along the border, where sailing means miles of boring shallow brown
water interspersed by oil platforms.... You can Keep It!

Bet you folks can't wait for your annual Hurricane.... I saw Galveston
years ago right after one hit the coast.... what a mess. BTW- Texas
mosquitoes are puny, weak and gay!

CM