Simple Simon wrote:

I make very good use of my Master's license.

ROFLMAO ... yeah sure, but have you EVER earned $95 with it?

Just because I don't have a job on some stinking tugboat

Still ROFLMAO ... you simply CAN'T get a job on a stinking tugboat
because you lack the training and qualifications.

Your toy license is worthless except for endangering lives in your old
Whaler. Hell, you can't even sell rides on your sail boat with the
broken boom, you can only MOTOR around! Master Mariner indeed ...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Oh, and by the way, my "stinky old tug" is a lovely yacht, been retired
from towing for years and restored as a work of nautical art. The
telegraph alone is worth 5 times your plastic boat. The only tupperware
is in the galley.

"... it gives me credibility ...:

With whom? Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!


Rick