How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
time....

I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by
killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole
boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and
lookin'
like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns
[both
wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody
screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload!
One
of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody
screaming kittens for weeks.

Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the
water
| to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
| brain.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
| snip
| That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| as humanely as possible when their time comes.
|
| So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease
their
| passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for
about
| two
| years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted
sack,
| and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an
| African
| charity??
|
| In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth
two
| years of life for a human??
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
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