"Simple Simon" wrote:
I'd be more than happy to give you a sailing lesson or two
sometime. (Won't even charge you!)

Hmm, can I trust you? I can get a ride over to the Bahamas anytime.

How long does it take to get from the Bahamas to the Florida Keys?

I won't charge you for teaching me how to sail. Isn't that sweet of
me? I checked out a two hour basic instruction on sailing, and now I
know that the terminology is much like the aviation industry.

Let me know when you are available.

I don't announce my plans on usenet. You will have to e-mail me...

LP ;-)