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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:


Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and
out of shape.


I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I
run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin.

32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you
pull em hard enough.

Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like
you did in the marines.


I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they
are loose, dumbass.




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