Simple Simon wrote :

Fifth place goes to Haggie who has yet to sail the entire five or six years
she's been posting to the group. She spends all her time working on a rotten
wooden vessel that she and her husband are afraid will sink if ever it
ventures forth from the dock. Her posts do have some redeeming value,
however, because they demonstrate what can be accomplished in the way of
making working on a boat an excuse for never sailing.

You forgot, I was also busy inventing the winged keel!

Seahag