It's no nightmare for me, and I can't imagine why you would think it was.

Because I'm far younger than you and have a better boat. Because I'm about to
own a boat better than ANYTHING you'll ever have.
Now, quite frankly, boats are boats. A small boat can be even more fun at times
and there's we should be all grateful that we get to sail at all in troubled
times.
But you're a shallow dude and it bothers you greatly that I'm "winning" the
race!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB