"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Wow, that's how my daughter taught her cat to swim..

Was your daughter frustrated at her lack of rhythm... or simply acting upon
some deep seated resentment?? Sounds like all this easy living has gone to
her head. Kids these days... we had half the breaks and were forbidden to
whine about it. She'll probably rebel later on and thank you by marrying an
Aboriginal and settling down in the outback.

A friend brought me back some Kangaroo and Croc jerky from Australia. I
prefer chawin' on a wad of Dulce.

CM