"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Vito" wrote in message

| Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
| gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
| not for sex.

Let me ask you... would you stand in line for ice cream if all you were
getting is one lick from the same cone as everyone else??


Sure, and why not? Have only enjoyed 3 virgins in my 60+ years, all long
ago and none nearly so much as the more experienced lasses I've known.

I recall one well-licked cone provided by the Pagans MC for their
guests' general entertainment who explained that her fiance was a well
heeled MBA/lawyer. She'd told him she was saving herself for marriage to
whip him up to the alter the very next weekend! They'd planned to go
shopping that night but Ol Salty'd asked her to do this gig and since it
might be *weeks*, even **months** before she got another chance to bed
30-40 bikers in a row, she called the poor john to break the date - and
when asked why blurted out the truth!!! He found that so preposterous he
laughed, and that's what kept her giggling lick after lick. Of course
such adventures are old hat to sailors but .... (c;