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Simple Simon
 
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You couldn't lure me to L.I.S. for a million bucks. The
stink, the pollution, the pale pasty-white New York
women. Yuck!

You challenged me to a race. I accepted and set the course.
Fine black women are for the taking in George Town. Young
white girls are for the buying in Habana. And, there's gay guys
galore in Key West just for you should you manage to finish.

It doesn't get any better than that!

You gonna race or are you gonna chicken out?

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Yes, I'll race you from George Town, Exuma, Bahamas
to Key West, FL via Habana, Cuba.

Put up or shut up.

150K. Double your pot. I make the challenge, dummy. Sail to my cruising area in
the Spring and we'll race around Long Island. I'll arrange escrow acounts. I'll
pay you 150K if you win, plus airfare home if you don't want to sail back.
Since I'm a busy man and married, this is reasonable. You have nothing else to
do and have the experience to get here. I don't have the experience to make the
trip to you yet.
My offer is reasonable and the wager is large enough to make it worthwhile.
I'll SINGLEHAND my boat for the race.

Your boat Coronado 27 with whatever sail inventory you have vs. my boat C&C 32
with her CURRENT inventory of sails.

Now...YOU put up or shut up! If you were any kind of a sailor and man you'd
come just for the hell of it!

RB