Well, you tried!

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject header
of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars with
a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in upgrading
his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave
Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

See...
Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his
duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so
far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D