"Simple Simon" wrote:

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Then we were plagued by somebody calling themself Lady Pilot.
I say "were plagued" because I came to realize LP was a fraud
who enjoys acting like a woman and stringing men along. Some
way to get one's jollys, huh?

Ahhh, Simple loves me.

It seemed to work too on the
likes of Moroon. I did notice that Moroon was about the only
one who fell for LP's little game.

Really? I thought Capt. Mooron was playing me.

What's next, Lady Katysails, Lady Haggie, Lady Carroll?
Bring them all on because it can't really get worse than the
two original losers.

"Bring them all on"? But I thought you kill filed me?

It saddens me that many a fine vessel has been and is
currently named "Lady Kate" or Lady Anne" or "Lady
Jane", etc. What's wrong with women these days when
they place themselves in a position to degrade a fine
tradition?

[this post is a keeper]

LP