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Bertie the Bunyip
 
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Default Sailing / by Rod Stewart

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 06:30:52 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 31 Aug 2003 16:14:39 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 13:28:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

"/etc" wrote in
news
On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 05:12:28 +0100, when the end of the tunnel
became apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 15:14:03 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:17:14 +0100, when the end of the tunnel
became apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr.
Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100,
Peter J Ross posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think
you're my sock. snort!

Funny, while in fact I'm Berties sock.

Captain Mooron is my sock.
Poopeye is my sock.

You are my sock
I am my sock.
Killroy was my sock


You are my Killroy

Killroy days are here again...


Oh them golden days of socks..