"Simple Simon" wrote in
:



Yes, sir! You've certainly learned to "do the job" which job
includes:

1) extensive illegal dumping of trash and oil,
2) presenting a hazard to navigation by not paying attention to the
Rules, 3) failing to keep a radio watch on channel 16 as required,
4) not keeping a proper visual lookout by eye and ear 24/7,
5) not keeping an eye on the radar screen and accepting 'blind
spots', 6) improper emptying of ballast tanks so as to cause
invasions of zebra mussels
and who-only-knows what else,
7) carrying paying passengers on ships not licensed for it,
8) excessive use of alcohol and drugs,
9) constant failure to secure deck cargo and losing containers,
10) calling the above "doing the job and having fun".

Yes, sir! You certainly exemplify all that is wrong with motor
boat captains.

S.Simon
(Sailboat Captain who takes it all seriously)

oh brother.

Bertie