Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 03:59:53 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 23:14:45 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 21:21:23 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 20:13:05 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 02:16:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

"Dr. Flonkenstein"
wrote in news
Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 01:03:51 +0000,
Bertie the Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein"
wrote in news
Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 00:12:25 +0000,
Bertie the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 05:34:21 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed
the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:gq4rkvsaokb6lr83g20kdj3jlr8msdjv :

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 05:26:42 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed
the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:l94rkvc25q2liogqqus66ugcf92mkj :

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 05:15:36 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:vo3rkvorjcg33n5onm360bu9oddj :

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 04:56:48 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:b12rkvskl1sj115m2iu22rt813 :

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 04:00:08 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:vhcgkvc64kdpactfc4c09mq7 :

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 04:21:35 +0200, a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following benign growth from Dr.
Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003
23:32:26 +0100, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of
surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the
end of the tunnel became apparent, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a
team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa removed
the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:ul0bkv0pnuu7ab7vd8
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a
team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

lordsendmewind@hotmai l.com (Popeye) wrote
in
news:881dbc34.0308210
ogl e.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla
gorilla!
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

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