Peter J Ross wrote in
:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent. Certainly had me waving my arms!

Bertie