"Scout" wrote in
:

I breathed new life into you by removing all kills.
It's too easy to ignore your nonsense, and when you do manage to
complete a full thought, I like to be there for you, making
corrections, giving you guidance and support, etc.
You need us much more than we need you.

Oh you betcha,

I lost my cable, you see and the comedy network was my life.

Bertie