That's no joke, Mooron. Get some help or sell your boat.
Or both.

Uh Oh, Bob! That is one hell of a lame arguement! ..... AND you know
it!!!!

Drinking and operating a boat is not something "lame" just because a number of
people do it. It's unsafe and bad seamanship. I don't care what Mooron knows
about topographical current effects. If he's drunk and sailing, he's a hazard.
And I'm not joking about this one.

RB