wow peetey - dat's a steenk i culd ov dun witowt.
no kidun dood, yur potry reelee duz steenk.
wuz yu reelee trine be funy?
wholy sheet, i gotza goe wursh owt mi eyes!
yu needz sumkine dummi medsins or sumptin.
gezus in heven an all da wholee saynts!
im gon sen yu wun ov dem butonz wat sayz "help, i fald doun 'n i ken't
git up" jus cuz i iz woreed 'bout yu boi.
stl yr bes frn
Popeye

Peter J Ross wrote:
"They snipt owt ov rezbect fur reederz