How Simple got his Groove back.....

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So Simon... gettin' any lately???? Ha Ha Ha Ha


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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| Dear Group,
|
| Sometimes I think that sailors were given some
| bad wiring at birth when it comes to dealing with
| women...
|
| Lemme splain.
|
| Many, many years ago, when I first started
| learning how to really be more successful with
| women and dating, I thought that the best way to
| make a woman like me would be to treat her nice.
|
| "Be a nice guy," I thought.
|
| This only makes sense, right? You be nice,
| she'll be nice.
|
| Well, it's kinda right, only it's WRONG.
|
| Now, I'm not saying that you should treat
| women badly, but I am saying that you have to do
| things that are interesting and attractive with
| her. Nice alone doesn't cut the mustard.
|
| Have you ever known a guy that has a lot of
| women as "friends" but none of em wanna be
| with him in a "romantic" way? ("friends" means
| no ****ing!)
|
| They wanna know what to do in order to make
| the woman feel attracted to them as a lover. Have
| you ever been in this situation? Me neither.
|
| Since it's never happened to either one of us,
| I'm gonna to tell you what to do IF it ever
| happens to you . . . ha. Listen up, Moroon!
|
| I personally believe that there are certain
| things that make women feel sexually drawn to
| men, and there are certain things that make em
| feel friendship toward men.
|
| As I've said before, sexual attraction is something
| that usually happens without the woman being in
| control of it. That's the way nature intended it.
|
| "Sexual attraction isn't a choice for a woman."
|
| Lemme ask you... when you see a woman that
| you're attracted to, do you say to yourself, "Hmmm,
| she looks like an intelligent, beautiful woman.
| I think I'm gonna turn on my attraction so she
| feels attracted to me"?
|
| Hell no. You feel attracted to her in YOUR GUT.
| (or loins)
|
| You feel the attraction, then you think about it.
| And even if you've known someone for awhile, and
| you begin to feel that attraction after knowing
| her for awhile, it always happens before you
| "realize" that you're attracted.
|
| Well, the same thing happens inside of women.
| And they don't control it either. They have much
| less gray matter to work with, anyway.
|
| I'm gonna teach you guys a couple of my favorite
| ways to make women feel sexually attracted to you.
|
| First of all, lemme teach you a principle from
| the field of psychology:
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| People often want what they think they can't have.
|
| Once you GET something, it KILLS the "wanting"
| feeling that you had. Marginal utility is a term to
| describe this situation.
|
| One of my favorite ways to make a woman feel
| attracted to me is to play hard to get! I just use
| the old female technique in reverse! I know this
| sounds far out, but stay with me here.
|
| For instance: Let's say that you're talking to
| a girl on the VHF you say, "Hey, let's get
| a beer or two sometime this week and enjoy some
| stimulating conversation; when are you free?"
|
| Let's say she replies by saying that she can
| do it on Wednesday.
|
| Here's your chance to begin playing hard to get.
|
| You reply with, "Let's see... I'm gonna be busy
| Wednesday, got a charter and I can't do it on Tuesday.
| So let's do it on Thursday."
|
| Are you with me here?
|
| She'll immediately think something like "Wow,
| he's busy a lot" and, if you're lucky, "I wonder
| if he has another date...?" The thought of a
| little competition gets a woman attracted
| every time.
|
| Here's another one: make sure you're the first
| one to end all conversations, phone calls, IM
| sessions online, etc.
|
| I first got this idea when I read the book
| "The Rules"... yea, the one for women - not
| the Rules of the Road.
|
| When you're the one who ends the conversation
| first, it creates a little bit of tension and triggers that
| "attraction" feeling. Women are control freaks, we
| all know that. Look at how these women come
| aboard and immediately start suggesting changes
| to this or to that. Some even want to wash the
| sheets.
|
| Let's say you were on the VHF, and you made
| plans to get together soon. As soon as it's set,
| say "OK, I gotta go. I'll see you then."
|
| Most women aren't used to having a guy be the
| one to end a conversation first. They're used to
| guys hanging on them and bugging them.
|
| When you say, "OK, I'm gonna go," it
| creates an immediate feeling of tension. Make it
| just a little bit abrupt for better results. The woman
| will immediately feel like she's gotta get back in
| control
|
| But don't be surprised if she says "Hey, where
| are you going so fast?" Make sure you don't stay
| on the radio if this happens! "WSB 2947 OUT"
| This means you got her gut hooked like Bobsprit
| does to Moroon all the time.
|
| Remember, end all conversations, calls, IM
| sessions online, etc. Control her. It makes women
| madder than hell and itching for a chance to even
| the score. It creates tension and attraction. It makes
| women curious and it makes 'em think about you.
|
| These are just a few things I've learned over the
| years and I thought as a public service to sailors
| I'd share them with you. You've probably already
| noticed how Lady Barbara, Katysails, Lady Pilot,
| Haggie hang on my every word. It's not just a
| coincidence.
|
| S.Simon
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