I doubt you'll find your little Scottish Midge 20 degrees North of the 65th
Parallel... and you haven't encountered the Black Fly if you think your
pathetic Midge is even in the running let alone a contender..... so stick
that in your Bagpipe!

CM

"Wally" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:z9d2b.61411
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| Sandflies... Bah! Tropical Mosquitos??? you have to invite them to
| lunch.
| The ones up North land at the airport, hunt you down and consider Deet
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| a
| BBQ sauce.
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| Holy snack jockeys on a diet, Batman!
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| Get yourself another 20deg north and try the grand daddy of them all - no
| net has a mesh small enough to stop the dreaded Scottish midge, yet it can
| deflesh a Highland cow inside a minute.
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| Wally
| I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
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