Excellent... Bravo! .... Encore!.... Capt. Mooron awards it a score of
9.8!!!

What happened Cappy?.... stumble upon your MOJO while wiping out the
bilge??? Just when I thought you had lost your edge!!!

This is a Classic!! ....Well Done!!!

Capt. Mooron
"Treat your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste"


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| Dear Group,
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| Has anyone else noticed when somebody names themselves
| "Lady" this or "Lady" that it's often because the namer is no
| lady at all?
|
| Take 'Lady Sailor', frinstance. She's evidently left the group in
| shame because she disgraced herself by all of a sudden dumping
| a good sailor and shanghai-ing a loser, pretend sailor instead. Yes
| sir, she seduced the impotent author of the Pau travesty. The man
| actually has a life-sized chart of the Pacific Ocean tatooed on his
| belly.
|
| The silly woman didn't even have enough originality to pick a man
| with a different first name, for heaven's sake. I guess maybe she's
| learned from her past mistakes, though. Constant jumping from
| bed to bed can cause memory problems in post-menopausal
| women like Lady Sailor. Now, when she's in the sack with
| her new beau she doesn't have to worry about yelling, "Oh Michael,
| please don't stop." Being a natural blonde I suppose that's
| a good thing.
|
| Then we were plagued by somebody calling themself Lady Pilot.
| I say "were plagued" because I came to realize LP was a fraud
| who enjoys acting like a woman and stringing men along. Some
| way to get one's jollys, huh? It seemed to work too on the
| likes of Moroon. I did notice that Moroon was about the only
| one who fell for LP's little game. I guess she's still playing Moroon
| for the fool that he is because I see plenty of evidence of it in
| second-hand posts from LP in his own pathetic, somewhat
| desperate replies to LPs little attempts at femdom. Yuck!
| Now that's a rather disquieting thought. A transvestite
| pretending to be a dominatrix - Rocky Horror all over
| again.
|
| What's next, Lady Katysails, Lady Haggie, Lady Carroll?
| Bring them all on because it can't really get worse than the
| two original losers.
|
| It saddens me that many a fine vessel has been and is
| currently named "Lady Kate" or Lady Anne" or "Lady
| Jane", etc. What's wrong with women these days when
| they place themselves in a position to degrade a fine
| tradition?
|
| S.Simon
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