"Simple Simon" wrote:
Suggest you take your desperate love life
someplace else.

Projecting again, Simon?

E-mail the whore why don't you?

Ouch! Can't find a woman with you boat chained like a dog to the sea.

Do you just expect one to sail up to you, or do you prefer the mermaid type?

Try to remember
this is a group of sailors.

Sailors don't have sex? As you can see, I'm learning tons about sailing...

I realize you rarely sail
anymore because your boat is not very gratifying
to sail but just go away until you can relate something
about sailing.

[the mandatory boat flame]

If I want to watch a soap opera I'll
turn on the television.

So why haven't you changed channels? Last I heard there were over 100,000
newsgroups. Let me know if you need help figuring it out...

LP