On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 06:35:02 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

and the Scots have a certainly contributed much to the sad state of affairs
in the US, being the most brutal slave-masters of all, and being a prime
cause of so much instilled hatred for the white man. Thanks a lot ya dress
wearin' golf playin' penny pinchin' slave beatin' haggis eatin' sheep
screwin' amazin' disgraces! Yeah yeah, I know, it was all England's fault
for teaching you that the choices are - master or slave.
Hey btw - I'm descended from the Johnstone family in Lochmaben. If you see
any of my relatives tell them I said to keep a light on in the castle for me
and thanks a lot for sending my stuff over 100 years ago like they
promised - NOT!
Scout

Oh Christ. My paternal grandmother was born in Lochmaben, and my
grandfather in Lockerbie.

But at least they warned me that the Johnstones were all notoriously
weak in their wee heids.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years