"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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That's it??? That's the best you can come up with after such a poetic
dissertation??
Petey.... get some new material. This repetitious mantra is wearing
thin.
s it?
I'm sure you don't really believe that if you repeat something
often enough it becomes true?
doe sit matter?
Anyhow, don't you think it's a bit ingenuous of you to be whining that
particular ditty at the moment?
Try wishing on a falling star... repeat
the following three times " I wish I may, I wish I might I wish I had
the wit to fight... that mean ole Mooron is pickin' on me.... and now
I have to squat to pee" remember to "keep looking up"!
Aw, you just have too little faith in the Bunyip.
You gotta believe!
Actually, you don't, now that I think about it.
Carry on.
Bertie
CM
"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt.
| Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
| |
| | I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| | be their godfather.
|
| Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
| on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach
| with
nary
| a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
| endeavors...
the
| overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition.
| I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization
| that
you
| are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control.
| Let
the
| cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which
| allows
you
| the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere
existence.
| Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent
| prayers
and
| my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum
|
| Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8