You ride a bike?????

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| That ain't nothin'!
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| The other day this cripple kid in a wheelchair got in my way
| and when I was riding my bike up the crip ramp at the post
| office. I yelled at him to get the f*ck out of my way and he
| flipped me off. I jerked the little prick out of his wheelchair
| and tossed him off the top of cripple ramp into the parking
| lot and threw the wheelchair on top of him.
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| Yes sir, physical violence is the way to solve all problems . . .
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| S.Simon
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| "Capt.American" wrote in message
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| (Bobsprit) wrote in message
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| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
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| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
| escape....
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| Very true.
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| RB
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| BULL**** u2 wimps.
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| About 5 years ago, in New Orleans Melody and I stoped at a local 7-11
| to get some beer. While Melody was in line some black gangster thought
| it be OK to copp a feel of melodys ass while she was in line to pay.
| He did not know I was with her, I was at the magazine rack waiting. I
| waited outside till he followed her out then I let him have it. A
| sucker punch K.O. then stuffed him in the trash can. Well the police
| where there in 120 seconds, Ambulance followed. The Police cuffed me
| and asked Melody to follow us. We got 4 blocks away and the cops said
| "Good Job now get out." And we went on our merry way.
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| Mooron did what any son should do, and no one would blame him.
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| Capt. American
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