"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Your motor belongs on the end of a Punt....

Your motor belongs on a tractor! It's big, heavy, smelly, noisy and ugly.
It fills the bilge with an oily mess. It makes the accommodation smell
like a truck stop and the vibration it causes loosens up bulkeads, fittings
windows etc. Your fillings probably even need work.

And your boat is about big enough to be a dinghy to most of the vessels
owned by folks posting here.

Strang that my 'small' boat has the same LWL as your big heavy pig boat.

You sail in protected flats and think a trip to friggin Bahamas from Florida
equates to global cruising.

I've sailed more miles on the North Atlantic than you have. I've a Masters
license to prove it. Haha hah hah a hah ah ha hahahahha!

You waste money on interior renovations a la Bob but your's look like it was
inspired by Martha Steward on a bad acid trip.

At least it doesn't smell like an oil spill like yours.

You are a lubber of the worst kind.

I guess you'd see an ex-lubber like me as a lubber of the worst
kind since you'll never have the balls to become an ex-lubber. I'm sorry
I make you feel inadequate

S.Simon