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I love power failures . . .
(Peter Wiley) wrote in
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On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 03:16:40 GMT, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:
"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 17:47:21 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:
Especially when they knock Booby off the Internet.
Bwaaaaha ah ahhah ah ah ah h ah h a!
The real reson for the power failure is that Booby plugged into shore
power and the load from his collection of crap brought down the grid.
Yawn....
Peter, find a man that will have you, 'k?
Try all you like, LP - you're still gonna be trolling for a man in
another 10 years. The only difference is, you'll be that much further
behind your sisters who got a clue, and the guys available will be
that much further down the food chain. Perhaps you could try Bertie or
his chums, they seem to be at least at your intellectual level.
OTOH the only problems I have with attractive women to date is that
there are too many available for my free time. Even if you did come up
to my high standards, you'd have to wait at least 6 months for a
coffee date. Given that I never date anyone without at least an
honours degree from a good university, plus interesting life
experience in the real world and at least one artistic talent, you'd
never make it to first base.
In 3 weeks I'm off to sea for a couple months, seeing new places and
meeting new people. When I get back, my woman friends will meet me on
the wharf and we'll catch up on life shoreside. The only thing that'll
have changed in your life is your level of bitterness and sense of
personal failure as you hunt for that shining prince to rescue you
from your own incompetence and lack of self-worth - and slowly realise
that you're the root cause of your own failure.
Uh huh.
Sounds like someone has "issues"
bertei
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