On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:40:02 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Sheesh Peter... don't hold back... give'em both barrels of wit all at once!
This ain't skeet shootin' bucky... I'd yell "Pull" right now but it's
obvious you already anticipated that!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:
|
| CM,
| I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
| things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
| decent sarcasm.
|
| sob!
|
| Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
| their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
| outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles
he
| Yawn Brokers.
|
| weep!
|
| Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to
look
| up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
| difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
|
| Keep talking about me.
|
| But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found
I
| could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.
|
| Yeah, baby, write that script!
|
| Doesn't matter how
| often they change email addresses, etc.
|
| splutter
|
| I guess it helps to have a kid who
| just graduated with a CompSci degree.
|
| Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
| Bow Tie Daddie-O?
|
| Now I don't see anything from them
| unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
| here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see
them
| when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
| responders.
|
| bursts into tears!
|
| I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
| beating them up.
| Thanks
| Scout
|
| If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
| read, I'd willingly pay.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
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waves to fanboi

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8