alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:15:14 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Are you paying?

Heh... I'm short on cash right now... but you know I would if I was flush

Next time there's a blue moon, perhaps.

| I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
| bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

Sounds like a lady's drink to me... then again I'm not surprised.

Long ago, it was the drink-of-choice of Fleet Street journalists.

Are you saying that the randiest ape-descendants known to science were
poofters?

| Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.

See... the Overproof Rum will cure that in a hurry.

I think this alleged running joke is about ready to be put out of its
misery.

points gun at teh Overproof Rum joke

digs grave

makes teh Overproof Rum Joke stand at teh edge of teh grave

BANG!

Next time you are in the
liquor store... ask the nice man where they keep the Real Men's Booze.

OK. Whatever you say.

swigs some more Bass

Actually, the way the booze is disappearing tonight I might have to
send somebody down to the offie for more before they shut.

afv-o added Heh.
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PJR :-)
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