Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
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Bertie