Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:37:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:
"Donal" wrote in
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"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Donal wrote:
"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
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Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??
Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.
Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation.
If you discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else
then you are
ready
to move onto step 2.
Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you
discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.
To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.
Where did you learn such cruelty, Donal?
You must admit that Gary's answer proved that I was correct!
Oh brother.
Oh aunt.
Oh Mama!
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