On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 02:40:24 -0400 I replied to "Scout"
on a piece of toilet paper while
scribbling their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in
alt.sailing.asa

True, your replies are typically nothing more than elongated, brown, grease
stains.
Scout

As I suspected, not even an intelligent reply. Do not pass go, do
not collect $200.