Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
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Blush. I'm a really nice kind person jl. Bertie really needs a good
friend. Everyone says so, but only we in .asa are prepared to help him.
We could even take him sailing to broaden his horizons. Now there's a
thought!



Been sailing.

Quite a lot, actually.

Perhaps you should offer the lads a seminar in celestial navigation?