Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.usenet.kooks has never been the same since Thu, 31 Jul 2003
06:56:35 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.usenet.kooks has never been the same since Thu, 31 Jul 2003
05:45:40 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

alt.usenet.kooks has never been the same since Thu, 31 Jul 2003
05:06:06 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.usenet.kooks has never been the same since Thu, 31 Jul 2003
04:44:15 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Thu, 31
Jul 2003 04:23:56 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote
this:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
.ca:

I didn't even feel it...

I know.

Mooron is dead from the waist down, you see.


and the neck up..

Bertei

And the parts in between aren't looking too healthy!

Even his shoes are a bit ragged looking now that you mention it.

And his hat is a disgrace!

And do you think he would clean behind his ears avery once in a
while?

Noooo!

Bertie

I bet he never even polishes the lenses of his spectacles!

Not to mention the state of his nose hair.

Is that earwax under his fingernails?

I don't really want to know having seen where he scratches most often.