The Cappys Master wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 23:15:02 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

So what you're saying is that he is quite happy to be just an old fart and has resigned himself to living the rest of his life
attached to an Atomic 4 engine block in a sea of stagnant water. Somehow not the Cappy portrayed so accurately in the Internet
Opera. What a shame that he has let life intrude on his life that way.

Ohhh Youch!
Katy, Consider the fact that Cappy may be suffering the effects of
chemical castration after being found with one of his underaged
nymphettes. The prison sentence and later release on condition that he
undergo the drug treatment may explain his previous long absence
(sailing to Cuba..yeah sure!) and return a meeker individual.


Don't worry, Oz. The collarbone _will_ mend one day, despite your
advanced years.

PhhfffT