"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat
on a beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight
snack... I have a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I
still have a 1/2 bottle of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell...

Well, not yet, but you're about to go several layers into hell.

mark my words.

Bertie