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Old April 29th 21, 04:32 PM posted to
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2021 15:24:35 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

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On Sun, 25 Apr 2021 12:50:03 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:True North Wrote in message:r On Saturday, 24 April 2021 at 23:55:43 UTC-3, Bill wrote: Mathematics: Brilliant!! This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years? experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here?s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, than while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It is the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why Politicians are where they are! I?ve never seen a better explanation than this formula, how true it is.This is highly amusing coming from a dumb country hick who climbed from grunt to Lt Colonel in the US Army. Proves y'all might have something there.U dont even know who you are responding to. Was it the mention of ass-kissing that sparked your response?Spoofer!-- Thanks Donald. Do you miss him yet?----Android
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