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On Saturday, 24 April 2021 at 23:55:43 UTC-3, Bill wrote: Mathematics: Brilliant!! This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years? experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here?s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, than while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It is the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why Politicians are where they are! I?ve never seen a better explanation than this formula, how true it is.This is highly amusing coming from a dumb country hick who climbed from grunt to Lt Colonel in the US Army. Proves y'all might have something there.


U dont even know who you are responding to. Was it the mention of
ass-kissing that sparked your response?
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Thanks Donald. Do you miss him yet?


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